R.I.P. JACK LALANNE!

1914-2011

THE AMAZING CITRUS BROS!

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 PINEAPPLE
1 ORANGE

This one is so simple I can't believe I hadn't tried it before! The amazing citrus bros put the hammer down and win the jackpot at the circus! These brothers bring out the best of each other, and dont even think about picking a fight with them! A sweeter pineapple and a meaner orange!

ELECTRIC SLIME

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 CUCUMBER
1/2 PEAR
1/2 LIME
1 INCH CUBE OF GINGER

Look familiar? This is the old snappy slime making a comeback! Adding some pear sweetens the deal, and a little less lime and cucumber make it a little less snap like a trap and more like an electric current! Its like prickling your tongue on a tasty cactus!

SHARP SWORDS!

INGREDIENTS:

1 PLASTIC THING OF RASPBERRIES

1 LARGE ORANGE

* be sure to put the raspberries in first, since they are small the larger orange will push out all the juice that would otherwise get stuck inside!

OH my GOODNESS this is FANTASTIC! The raspberries have such a sweet punch that makes the citrus even sharper! This drink is like a knife that makes your tongue bleed laughter and wonder instead of blood and tears.

My camera broke, but once I get a new one there will be pictures of juice once more!

COOL SPLENDOR!

INGREDIENTS:

1 PEACH
1 LARGE ORANGE

+ ICE!

THIS TASTES SO GOOD! The peach makes the oranges so creamy and smooth, its amazing. Its like an elegant ball of cool splendor rolling in my mouth! REALLY THATS WHAT ITS LIKE!

Sorry there haven't been as many pictures here, my camera broke!

EMBRACE THE COLD!

Not really a recipe! Summer is a bad time for me, it's been too hot for my brain to create new juice recipes, usually I just eat watermelon! So Ive been juicing older recipes all the time. Hopefully someone smart like me will just entirely cover the sun with solar panels and power my power juicer, but until then I just rediscovered ICE! I was being a juice snob before and only drinking what came out of the juicer, but lately I can't have a drink without ICE! EMBRACE THE COLD!

TRUE BLOOD!

JUICE FRENZY! PRESENTS:
TRUE BLOOD!

Join JUICE FRENZY! for a quiet night of BLOOD JUICE! and VAMPIRE TV! at JAMES PETZ' HOUSE!
95 MCGUINESS BLVD, BROOKLYN NY 11222

SUNDAY JUNE 13TH - 11PM SHOWTIME!

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drawing by: kate ferencz and ben furgal